The Worst Basketball Sequence Ever


by Tommy Gimler

I’ll tell you who won’t be watching my kids anytime soon: JaVale McGee.

It’s not like I’m really expecting somebody named JaVale to be an award-winning chemist, but I sure as hell expect a little better basketball than this:



That has to be the worst 18 seconds of basketball I have ever seen. And the funniest.

For the first time in a while, I can say that I literally LOL’ed after seeing McGee hightail it back on defense even though the Wizards still had the ball. The best part of this embarrassment is when John Wall turns and looks at McGee and gives the look of “Dude, are you fucking kidding me?”

But the bashing doesn’t stop at just McGee. The whole sequence is pretty much a “Dumb and Dumber” moment with John Wall playing the “dumber” role. I’m positive Derrick Rose wouldn’t have passed the ball to JaVale for the rest of the week much less on the same possession like Wall.

On the bright the side, JaVale McGee will now be emulated by kids everywhere just like Rose, Dwayne Wade, and Lebron. Only the kids emulating McGee will be training for the Special Olympics.


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