The Big Ten Is Fucking Garbage

by Tommy Gimler The first ever College Football Playoff (CFP) will take place this January, and I have a better chance of fingering Joan Rivers than the Big Ten does at getting a team into this thing. More »

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Dead Wrestlers

by Eddie Bagelstein I’m sure there’s a contingency of yokels out there who are very upset about the news that former WWE wrestler Sean O’Haire is now formerly alive, but I’m not one of those yokels. Not that I don’t feel bad for his family and yada, yada, but really More »

Switching, Public Privacy and Tin Foil

by Teddy Westside This whole Adrian Peterson thing has me fucking fired up. Let me first start out by saying I do not condone child ABUSE, but if a father needs to discipline a kid by hitting him once or twice, I certainly am not going to tell him no. More »

Stop Washing Grandpa’s Nut Sack For Money And Hop On Rakesh’s Football Betting Train, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern This is very important week of betting on American football, bro. Every team has now taken field and we have pretty good idea of what they are each going to be about now, my friend. It’s just like cousin Gokul and billiards. You know what you’re More »

People Are Still Wearing Ray Rice Jerseys To Tonight’s Game

by Frank Rhombus And we’re pretty sure that they’re not part of the Westboro Baptist Church. More »

 

The Big Ten Is Fucking Garbage

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by Tommy Gimler

The first ever College Football Playoff (CFP) will take place this January, and I have a better chance of fingering Joan Rivers than the Big Ten does at getting a team into this thing.

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Dead Wrestlers

sean-ohaire

by Eddie Bagelstein

I’m sure there’s a contingency of yokels out there who are very upset about the news that former WWE wrestler Sean O’Haire is now formerly alive, but I’m not one of those yokels. Not that I don’t feel bad for his family and yada, yada, but really I just didn’t know who he was, so I’m not actually affected by it. I haven’t watched wrestling since I was 13 and became a man and started watching grown-up sports.

Switching, Public Privacy and Tin Foil

adrian peterson

by Teddy Westside

This whole Adrian Peterson thing has me fucking fired up. Let me first start out by saying I do not condone child ABUSE, but if a father needs to discipline a kid by hitting him once or twice, I certainly am not going to tell him no.

When Is Someone Going To Beat Some Sense Into Janay Rice?

ray and janay rice

by Eddie Bagelstein

It’s time somebody told the truth about this whole Ray Rice wife beating situation. Bitch got what she deserved.

Stop Washing Grandpa’s Nut Sack For Money And Hop On Rakesh’s Football Betting Train, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

This is very important week of betting on American football, bro. Every team has now taken field and we have pretty good idea of what they are each going to be about now, my friend. It’s just like cousin Gokul and billiards. You know what you’re going to get there. He sucks ass, bro. But that is because he has a baby left arm. However, he is not so bad at badminton because you only need one good arm, boss.

People Are Still Wearing Ray Rice Jerseys To Tonight’s Game

ray rice jersey

by Frank Rhombus

And we’re pretty sure that they’re not part of the Westboro Baptist Church.

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