Here’s Who SHOULD BE Starting The MLB All-Star Game For The American League

by Tommy Gimler We won’t know for sure until tomorrow, but as it stands right now, five Kansas City Royals players will start the MLB All-Star Game later this month. More »

LA Kings Summer Community Service Team Predicted To Win Title

by Andy Ostroff In the last few days, two Los Angeles Kings players, Jarett Stoll and Slava Voynov, have pleaded their way to court sentences that involve community service. More »

A Local Fan’s View Of The Pig Shit Awful Phillies

by Schroeder If the Milwaukee Brewers actually pull off a sweep of the Philadelphia Phillies tonight, it will be the nastiest broom the sports world has seen since the one that was shoved up a Johnson Creek wrestler’s balloon knot in 1992. More »

Watching The Los Angeles Sparks Is Somehow Worse Than Swimming At UVA

by Andy Ostroff Basically, this article is a big fuck you to our editor-in-chief Tommy Gimler, who refused to run my story on the USWNT’s amazing victory over the Germans yesterday because the DUD doesn’t post stories about soccer. “Never have and never will,” he said. So, I decided to More »

Here’s Who Should Be Starting The MLB All-Star Game For The National League

by Tommy Gimler The fat dude in front of me on the plane keeps ripping ass, making it very hard to concentrate on anything that requires actual thought. So, I decided to take a gander at who would be starting the MLB All-Star Game if voting closed today, and it More »

 

Here’s Who SHOULD BE Starting The MLB All-Star Game For The American League

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by Tommy Gimler

We won’t know for sure until tomorrow, but as it stands right now, five Kansas City Royals players will start the MLB All-Star Game later this month.

LA Kings Summer Community Service Team Predicted To Win Title

slava voynov jarret stoll mugshots

by Andy Ostroff

In the last few days, two Los Angeles Kings players, Jarett Stoll and Slava Voynov, have pleaded their way to court sentences that involve community service.

A Local Fan’s View Of The Pig Shit Awful Phillies

the phillies are terrible

by Schroeder

If the Milwaukee Brewers actually pull off a sweep of the Philadelphia Phillies tonight, it will be the nastiest broom the sports world has seen since the one that was shoved up a Johnson Creek wrestler’s balloon knot in 1992.

Watching The Los Angeles Sparks Is Somehow Worse Than Swimming At UVA

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by Andy Ostroff

Basically, this article is a big fuck you to our editor-in-chief Tommy Gimler, who refused to run my story on the USWNT’s amazing victory over the Germans yesterday because the DUD doesn’t post stories about soccer. “Never have and never will,” he said. So, I decided to give him this post on the WNBA instead.

You Couldn’t ‘Safely’ Swim For The University Of Virginia Last Year Unless You Chewed A Live Goldfish While Holding Your Teammate’s Cock And Balls

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by Frank Rhombus

Gross. I mean, you had to chew the fish?

Here’s Who Should Be Starting The MLB All-Star Game For The National League

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by Tommy Gimler

The fat dude in front of me on the plane keeps ripping ass, making it very hard to concentrate on anything that requires actual thought. So, I decided to take a gander at who would be starting the MLB All-Star Game if voting closed today, and it looks as though the majority of the millions of people who have voted so far haven’t put any actual though into their selections either.

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