Here Are The 30 Athletes The Daily Upper Decker Thinks Will Get Arrested This Year

by Tommy Gimler If you’re bummed because your pet turtle just got crushed by your grandpa’s Chevy Lumina when he pulled in the driveway, you should totally cheer yourself up by doing an Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) fantasy draft. More »

Still Don’t Think Some Games Are Fixed? Watch How Boise State Got Dicked Against Colorado State

by Frank Rhombus Odds are you missed the ending to the Boise State-Colorado State basketball game Wednesday night, and it’s probably because Boise State was playing Colorado State in a game of college basketball. More »

We Could Watch D’Angelo Russell Get Drilled In The Nuts All Day Long

by Tommy Gimler Looking for one play to sum up the 2015-16 Los Angeles Lakers season? A bullet pass to D’Angelo Russell’s cock and balls should do the trick. More »

Watch This Old Kentucky Fan Pick Up A Girl, Slide Down A Railing And Drop Her On The Concrete Stairs

by Frank Rhombus There aren’t many instances where you’ll catch me saying, “I’d rather have a homeless guy covered in his own shit hug my daughter on a playground than ____,” but I’m pretty sure this qualifies. More »

Louisville’s Strength Coach Sure Looks Like He Could Use Some Of Those Hookers

by Tommy Gimler How this guy has made it 30 years at the University of Louisville without succumbing to a massive heart attack is anybody’s guess. More »

 

Here Are The 30 Athletes The Daily Upper Decker Thinks Will Get Arrested This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

If you’re bummed because your pet turtle just got crushed by your grandpa’s Chevy Lumina when he pulled in the driveway, you should totally cheer yourself up by doing an Current Athletes Getting Arrested (CAGA) fantasy draft.

Still Don’t Think Some Games Are Fixed? Watch How Boise State Got Dicked Against Colorado State

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you missed the ending to the Boise State-Colorado State basketball game Wednesday night, and it’s probably because Boise State was playing Colorado State in a game of college basketball.

We Could Watch D’Angelo Russell Get Drilled In The Nuts All Day Long

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by Tommy Gimler

Looking for one play to sum up the 2015-16 Los Angeles Lakers season? A bullet pass to D’Angelo Russell’s cock and balls should do the trick.

Watch This Old Kentucky Fan Pick Up A Girl, Slide Down A Railing And Drop Her On The Concrete Stairs

kentucky fan drops girl

by Frank Rhombus

There aren’t many instances where you’ll catch me saying, “I’d rather have a homeless guy covered in his own shit hug my daughter on a playground than ____,” but I’m pretty sure this qualifies.

Louisville’s Strength Coach Sure Looks Like He Could Use Some Of Those Hookers

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by Tommy Gimler

How this guy has made it 30 years at the University of Louisville without succumbing to a massive heart attack is anybody’s guess.

Three Final Thoughts On Super Bowl 50

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: If you had to compare Sunday night’s big game to accidental nudity, Super Bowl 50 was the equivalent to seeing your great-grandma’s tits.

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