Here’s Who Should Be Starting The MLB All-Star Game For The National League

by Tommy Gimler The fat dude in front of me on the plane keeps ripping ass, making it very hard to concentrate on anything that requires actual thought. So, I decided to take a gander at who would be starting the MLB All-Star Game if voting closed today, and it More »

The Astros Mascot Was Pretty Excited About Sunday’s Win Over The Yankees

by Frank Rhombus A lot of people in the Houston area are pretty excited about the Astros’ season so far, but perhaps nobody is as excited as the team’s mascot Orbit. More »

Pedro Strop Thanked The Heavens For His Dog Shit Performance Last Night

by Tommy Gimler Somebody needs to tell this kid that pitching one-third of an inning and giving up a home run is no longer considered a good outing for the Cubs. More »

Like A Fat Kid Who Didn’t Know The Buffet Had A Dessert Bar, The Milwaukee Bucks Dropped The Ball

by J. LaSussa I can’t fucking believe the Milwaukee Bucks passed on Wisconsin basketball legend Sam Dekker. Fuck them. I’m done. More »

 

You Couldn’t ‘Safely’ Swim For The University Of Virginia Last Year Unless You Chewed A Live Goldfish While Holding Your Teammate’s Cock And Balls

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by Frank Rhombus

Gross. I mean, you had to chew the fish?

Here’s Who Should Be Starting The MLB All-Star Game For The National League

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by Tommy Gimler

The fat dude in front of me on the plane keeps ripping ass, making it very hard to concentrate on anything that requires actual thought. So, I decided to take a gander at who would be starting the MLB All-Star Game if voting closed today, and it looks as though the majority of the millions of people who have voted so far haven’t put any actual though into their selections either.

The Astros Mascot Was Pretty Excited About Sunday’s Win Over The Yankees

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by Frank Rhombus

A lot of people in the Houston area are pretty excited about the Astros’ season so far, but perhaps nobody is as excited as the team’s mascot Orbit.

Pedro Strop Thanked The Heavens For His Dog Shit Performance Last Night

pedro strop thanks the heavens

by Tommy Gimler

Somebody needs to tell this kid that pitching one-third of an inning and giving up a home run is no longer considered a good outing for the Cubs.

Like A Fat Kid Who Didn’t Know The Buffet Had A Dessert Bar, The Milwaukee Bucks Dropped The Ball

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by J. LaSussa

I can’t fucking believe the Milwaukee Bucks passed on Wisconsin basketball legend Sam Dekker. Fuck them. I’m done.

Does This New Eligibility Rule Proposal Mean The NCAA Actually Gives A Shit About Its Athletes?

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by Andy Ostroff

In a rare move, the NCAA is considering a rule change that would actually benefit student-athletes who are considering the NBA Draft.

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