The Refs Blew FIVE Calls During The Final 13.5 Seconds Of Last Night’s Thunder-Spurs Game

by Tommy Gimler We’ve said before that NBA officials are almost as crooked as Michael Strahan’s fingers, but last night’s crew in San Antonio was fucking brutal. More »

So You Probably Don’t Want To Fuck This Guy

by Frank Rhombus Being on the wrong end of a 6-1 curb stomping yesterday is probably the least of Carlos Martinez’s worries right now. More »

And The Worst Sports Franchise Over The Last 40 Years Or So Is…

by Tommy Gimler The good news for Cleveland fans is that the Indians were left off the list. The bad news? You guessed it: The Browns were the #1 overall seed. More »

Give Any Upton Brother Millions Of Dollars And They’ll Give You A Dick Sandwich

by Tommy Gimler The 2016 MLB season might be younger than the kid who makes my boxer briefs, but it looks as though another Upton brother is showing the world he is nothing more than an overpaid pile of dog shit. More »

It’s That Time Of Year Again When We Get To See How Big Of A Bag Of Shit Mel Kiper Is

by Tommy Gimler There is one reason – and one reason only – why I dish out a few bucks a month to be an ESPN Insider, and that’s to prove to our six or seven readers every year that Mel Kiper gets paid at least six figures a year More »

 

The Refs Blew FIVE Calls During The Final 13.5 Seconds Of Last Night’s Thunder-Spurs Game

THUNDER SPURS PLAYOFFS

by Tommy Gimler

We’ve said before that NBA officials are almost as crooked as Michael Strahan’s fingers, but last night’s crew in San Antonio was fucking brutal.

So You Probably Don’t Want To Fuck This Guy

carlos-martinez

by Frank Rhombus

Being on the wrong end of a 6-1 curb stomping yesterday is probably the least of Carlos Martinez’s worries right now.

And The Worst Sports Franchise Over The Last 40 Years Or So Is…

worst sports franchises

by Tommy Gimler

The good news for Cleveland fans is that the Indians were left off the list. The bad news? You guessed it: The Browns were the #1 overall seed.

Give Any Upton Brother Millions Of Dollars And They’ll Give You A Dick Sandwich

justin upton strikeouts

by Tommy Gimler

The 2016 MLB season might be younger than the kid who makes my boxer briefs, but it looks as though another Upton brother is showing the world he is nothing more than an overpaid pile of dog shit.

It’s That Time Of Year Again When We Get To See How Big Of A Bag Of Shit Mel Kiper Is

kiper

by Tommy Gimler

There is one reason – and one reason only – why I dish out a few bucks a month to be an ESPN Insider, and that’s to prove to our six or seven readers every year that Mel Kiper gets paid at least six figures a year to be a worthless sack of fuck.

One Guy Was More Excited About Robinson Cano’s Grand Slam Than Everybody Else

robinson cano grand slam double dicks

by Frank Rhombus

It looked like it was a real sausagefest at “The ‘Pen” inside Safeco Field last night, so if this guy would’ve wanted to celebrate with two actual dicks, it probably would’ve been doable.

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