In Defense of Clash of Clans

by Eddie Bagelstein Back in July, the Kansas City Royals were mired in a midseason funk. Among other issues, like having Ned Yost as a manager, the game “Clash of Clans” was taking much of the heat. More »

Sorry That Betting With Rakesh On Football Wrecked Your Marriage Last Weekend, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern I’m telling you, bro. I have heard of these crazy American sex movies where big black guy takes his penis and shoves it in woman’s anus, thus causing tearing and sometimes bleeding, my friend. Let’s just say that is how Rakesh feel after going 0 for More »

Brian Urlacher Says The Only Elite Thing About Jay Cutler Is His Salary

by Frank Rhombus Big words from a guy who made his living jumping on the pile after the opposing player was already tackled. More »

Smoking Hot ESPN Reporter Damn Near Gets Smoked By Band

by Tommy Gimler Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s college football game between UL-Lafayette and Arkansas State, and it’s probably because it was UL-Lafayette playing against Arkansas State. Besides the over damn near coming in before the first half ended, you also missed this smoking hottie sideline reporter almost More »

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Royals Of All Time

by Eddie Bagelstein The Royals have been so bad for so long that a lot of people forgot Kansas City still had a baseball team. It’s been 29 years since the Royals’ last trip to the World Series. Christ, Whitney Houston had the top song in America the last time this More »

 

In Defense of Clash of Clans

clans

by Eddie Bagelstein

Back in July, the Kansas City Royals were mired in a midseason funk. Among other issues, like having Ned Yost as a manager, the game “Clash of Clans” was taking much of the heat.

Sorry That Betting With Rakesh On Football Wrecked Your Marriage Last Weekend, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I have heard of these crazy American sex movies where big black guy takes his penis and shoves it in woman’s anus, thus causing tearing and sometimes bleeding, my friend. Let’s just say that is how Rakesh feel after going 0 for 6 last weekend, bro.

Brian Urlacher Says The Only Elite Thing About Jay Cutler Is His Salary

jay-cutler

by Frank Rhombus

Big words from a guy who made his living jumping on the pile after the opposing player was already tackled.

Smoking Hot ESPN Reporter Damn Near Gets Smoked By Band

rutledge

by Tommy Gimler

Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s college football game between UL-Lafayette and Arkansas State, and it’s probably because it was UL-Lafayette playing against Arkansas State. Besides the over damn near coming in before the first half ended, you also missed this smoking hottie sideline reporter almost getting run over by the Lafayette band.

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Royals Of All Time

quisenberry

by Eddie Bagelstein

The Royals have been so bad for so long that a lot of people forgot Kansas City still had a baseball team. It’s been 29 years since the Royals’ last trip to the World Series. Christ, Whitney Houston had the top song in America the last time this team won the whole fucking thing, and she’s dead now.

7 Things We Know After Week 7 Of The NFL

Kansas City Chiefs v San Diego Chargers

by Tommy Gimler

The Carolina Panthers are the top dog in the NFC South, and they’re fucking terrible.

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