It’s Been Damn Near 40 Years Since Coach K Won His First Game As A Head Coach

by Tommy Gimler Like him or not, the fact that Mike Krzyzewski has won 1,000 college basketball games as a head coach is almost as amazing as Paris Hilton’s new tits. More »

This Is The Best The NHL Could Come Up With For Their All-Star Game Uniforms?

by Tommy Gimler Did a shipment of uniforms bound for the Snowmobile SnoCross at this year’s Winter X Games in Aspen accidentally get dropped off in Columbus for the NHL All-Star Game or is the same dipshit at Nike in charge of Oregon’s uniforms let someone at the NHL fuck More »

I Object To People Objecting To Female Tennis Players Being Objectified

by Eddie Bagelstien The world is way too full of people who make the world less fun. You know the type: the ‘ol stick in the mud. And I’m not talking about butt sex. More »

The Seahawks Are Threatening My Marriage

by Adam Pockross I’m a Broncos fan. Always have been, as far as I can recall. Having grown up on the mean streets of Denver, I really don’t feel like I had a choice in that matter. Well, unincorporated Arapahoe County if you wannna be specific. But still, all John More »

Good Luck With That New Offensive Coordinator, Baltimore

special to the DUD from The Dug In a week full of good news for Chicago Bears fans, word that Marc Trestman was hired as the Baltimore Ravens new OC is right at the top for me. More »

 

It’s Been Damn Near 40 Years Since Coach K Won His First Game As A Head Coach

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by Tommy Gimler

Like him or not, the fact that Mike Krzyzewski has won 1,000 college basketball games as a head coach is almost as amazing as Paris Hilton’s new tits.

This Is The Best The NHL Could Come Up With For Their All-Star Game Uniforms?

nhl all star game jerseys suck

by Tommy Gimler

Did a shipment of uniforms bound for the Snowmobile SnoCross at this year’s Winter X Games in Aspen accidentally get dropped off in Columbus for the NHL All-Star Game or is the same dipshit at Nike in charge of Oregon’s uniforms let someone at the NHL fuck his wife for the honor to put these pieces of dog shit on display? Either way, puke.

I Object To People Objecting To Female Tennis Players Being Objectified

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by Eddie Bagelstien

The world is way too full of people who make the world less fun. You know the type: the ‘ol stick in the mud. And I’m not talking about butt sex.

The Seahawks Are Threatening My Marriage

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by Adam Pockross

I’m a Broncos fan. Always have been, as far as I can recall. Having grown up on the mean streets of Denver, I really don’t feel like I had a choice in that matter. Well, unincorporated Arapahoe County if you wannna be specific. But still, all John Elway, all the time.

Good Luck With That New Offensive Coordinator, Baltimore

Marc-Trestman

special to the DUD from The Dug

In a week full of good news for Chicago Bears fans, word that Marc Trestman was hired as the Baltimore Ravens new OC is right at the top for me.

Why Was Clay Matthews Not On The Field Late In The Fourth Quarter Of The NFC Championship Game?

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by Tommy Gimler

Fuck Morgan Burnett sliding to the ground after intercepting a Russell Wilson pass with just over five minutes left in regulation. Fuck Brandon Bostick attempting to corral the onside kick with just over two minutes left in regulation instead of doing what he was supposed to do: block. Fuck the refs “missing” Marshawn Lynch grabbing his shit after scoring the go-ahead touchdown and not penalizing him 15 yards. If Packers fans are looking for more fuel to add to the conspiracy fire that was the epic Green Bay collapse Sunday afternoon, check this out.

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