Did You Hear The One About The Deaf Family Who Ran Over An Old Woman At The Comic Con Zombie Walk?

by Frank Rhombus Comic Con in San Diego is pretty much the Super Bowl for dorks. Since 1970, comic book nerds have done the unthinkable and walked up the stairs from their parents’ basement, paid for transportation to Southern California, dressed like their favorite comic book hero or villain, and purchased More »

Geno Smith Thinks He’ll Be A Top 5 Quarterback Soon

by Tommy Gimler Shit, he might not even be a top five quarterback on the Jets. More »

Ruben Amaro’s Fake Gmail Account Is Shit Your Pants Awesome

by Tommy Gimler When Jayson Werth leaves a message entitled “$126 MILLION AND IN FIRST PLACE – BLOW ME,” you’ve got our attention. More »

Check Out How Pathetic The Line For Single Game Minnesota Vikings Tickets Was

by Tommy Gimler Whether the starting quarterback of this year’s Minnesota Vikings squad is Teddy Bridgewater, Matt Cassel, or turd Christian Ponder, it looks as though nobody in Minnesota gives a shit. More »

Jack White Is Probably The Scariest Looking Baseball Fan Of All-Time

by Tommy Gimler Maybe if he wasn’t following such a dog shit team like the Cubs, Jack White would be just a tad on the happier side. More »

 

Did You Hear The One About The Deaf Family Who Ran Over An Old Woman At The Comic Con Zombie Walk?

zombie walk hit and run

by Frank Rhombus

Comic Con in San Diego is pretty much the Super Bowl for dorks. Since 1970, comic book nerds have done the unthinkable and walked up the stairs from their parents’ basement, paid for transportation to Southern California, dressed like their favorite comic book hero or villain, and purchased dolls. With deodorant optional and acne almost as prevalent as beer farts in a West Allis dive bar, it really is a spectacle that should be experienced by everybody at least once in their lifetime, even if just for fifteen to twenty minutes.

Geno Smith Thinks He’ll Be A Top 5 Quarterback Soon

NFL: Cleveland Browns at New York Jets

by Tommy Gimler

Shit, he might not even be a top five quarterback on the Jets.

Ruben Amaro’s Fake Gmail Account Is Shit Your Pants Awesome

ruben amaro gmail

by Tommy Gimler

When Jayson Werth leaves a message entitled “$126 MILLION AND IN FIRST PLACE – BLOW ME,” you’ve got our attention.

Check Out How Pathetic The Line For Single Game Minnesota Vikings Tickets Was

pathetic vikings line

by Tommy Gimler

Whether the starting quarterback of this year’s Minnesota Vikings squad is Teddy Bridgewater, Matt Cassel, or turd Christian Ponder, it looks as though nobody in Minnesota gives a shit.

Jack White Is Probably The Scariest Looking Baseball Fan Of All-Time

jack white

by Tommy Gimler

Maybe if he wasn’t following such a dog shit team like the Cubs, Jack White would be just a tad on the happier side.

Cliff Lee Farted At The End Of His Interview Last Night

Cliff Lee Fart

by Tommy Gimler

Baseball players and managers farting during postgame interviews is becoming almost as common as an East Coast frat house rape. The latest to join the trend was Philadelphia’s Cliff Lee, who blew ass on Comcast Sportsnet after answering several questions pertaining to his shittiness last night.

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