by Tommy Gimler
Kerry Wood retired today. How noteworthy is that? Zero Cubs fans have written in about it… (more…)
Chicken Shit Baseball
by Tommy Gimler
If Nationals’ GM Mike Rizzo thought Cole Hamels beaning Bryce Harper was the most chicken shit act he had ever seen, then what happened to Brewers’ outfielder Ryan Braun last night is a nasty case of the chicken runs. (more…)
Me Want More Fish
by Tommy Gimler
Fact: Bill Wisth went to an all-you-can-eat fish fry in Wisconsin on Friday. Fact: Bill Wisth was given at least 20 pieces of fish. Fact: Bill Wisth refused to pay his bill because he wanted more fish. Fact: Bill Wisth is a piece of shit. (more…)
Studs and DUDs of the Week
by Tommy Gimler
The wildest week of the year so far featured two walk-off grand slams on the same day, the history-making Orioles of Baltimore, and if you haven’t heard about Josh Hamilton, then you’re probably deaf. (more…)
Fist Pumping His Way To The Record Books
by Tommy Gimler
34-year-old James Peterson set a world record this weekend by fist pumping for 16 consecutive hours. He is also unemployed. (more…)
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{ I like how Katie Gross signed her name directly above his hairy exposed blubber. I find that to be gross, as well. } – May 16, 12:43 PM
{ Even more disgusting is this thought: When was the last time this guy trimmed around his junk? } – May 16, 10:00 AM
{ Did Chuck play the part of Gluttony in the movie Seven? } – May 16, 9:31 AM