Bowl Season Is Perfect Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern Check it out, bro. These college football bowl games are big waste of time for the most part. I for one would rather watch cousin Gokul shoot billiards, and he sucks shit at it, my friend. The dude has a baby left arm and can’t balance More »

Guy On Craigslist Looking For Free Jay Cutler Jersey To Burn

by Tommy Gimler Here’s a Bears fan who hates Jay Cutler so much that destroying his own Cutler gear apparently wasn’t enough to back him off the ledge. More »

The Fuck Show That Is The Chicago Bears

by Frank Rhombus Forget the shit hitting the fan. It’s more like an entire truck full of used colostomy bags took out a windmill somewhere in Chicago, as Jay Cutler has been benched in favor of Jimmy Clausen for this Sunday’s game against the NFC North-leading Detroit Lions. More »

Bernie Kosar Said The Browns Front Office Makes Him Want To Puke, So We’ll Remind Everybody That His Daughter Is A Porn Star

by Tommy Gimler We’re not sure if it’s because of the concussions or the silos of Pabst, but Bernie Kosar is good for saying something that creates a headline at least once a year. And when he does, we like to take the time to remind everybody that his daughter is More »

Worst Fantasy Week Ever

by Tommy Gimler You wanted a trip to your fake football championship. You got Melissa McCarthy jamming a dozen Lincoln Logs into her hump hole instead. Or basically for dorks everywhere, it was a goddamn nightmare. More »

 

Bowl Season Is Perfect Time To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. These college football bowl games are big waste of time for the most part. I for one would rather watch cousin Gokul shoot billiards, and he sucks shit at it, my friend. The dude has a baby left arm and can’t balance the cue. Sad shit, bro.

Guy On Craigslist Looking For Free Jay Cutler Jersey To Burn

cutler jersey

by Tommy Gimler

Here’s a Bears fan who hates Jay Cutler so much that destroying his own Cutler gear apparently wasn’t enough to back him off the ledge.

The Fuck Show That Is The Chicago Bears

cutler sucks

by Frank Rhombus

Forget the shit hitting the fan. It’s more like an entire truck full of used colostomy bags took out a windmill somewhere in Chicago, as Jay Cutler has been benched in favor of Jimmy Clausen for this Sunday’s game against the NFC North-leading Detroit Lions.

Bernie Kosar Said The Browns Front Office Makes Him Want To Puke, So We’ll Remind Everybody That His Daughter Is A Porn Star

lexxi silver bernie kosar

by Tommy Gimler

We’re not sure if it’s because of the concussions or the silos of Pabst, but Bernie Kosar is good for saying something that creates a headline at least once a year. And when he does, we like to take the time to remind everybody that his daughter is a porn star named Lexxi Silver.

Worst Fantasy Week Ever

Sad-Nerd1

by Tommy Gimler

You wanted a trip to your fake football championship. You got Melissa McCarthy jamming a dozen Lincoln Logs into her hump hole instead. Or basically for dorks everywhere, it was a goddamn nightmare.

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Biggest Pimps In The NFL

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by Eddie Bagelstein

When I was working at Yahoo! Movies, before I moved to Seattle to be bombarded with rain and weirdness, I learned an interesting tidbit from one of the senior editors over there. While trying to get us to come up with completely original, never-before-seen content, we should Google every idea we have first to see if someone already did it. I immediately asked him if he wouldn’t rather us use Yahoo! Search. He said, “No. I’d like to actually get results.”

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