Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch

by Andy Ostroff Having adopted the Dodgers as my second favorite team, this is kind of hard to watch. In fact, I feel guilty just talking about it. More »

Some Asshole In China Has Been Sneaking Into Women’s Restrooms And Eating Their Shit For The Last Eight Years

by Frank Rhombus Geez, if you’re looking for an acceptable form of eating pure shit, just head to your local Burger King, bro. More »

Aaron Hernandez Is No Longer An Athlete, ESPN

by Andy Ostroff Sorry, but a month after a former professional athlete gets convicted of first-degree murder (amongst other things), they should not be appearing in sports-related news stories. More »

Bryce Harper Is Hotter Than Charlotte McKinney Eating Chocolate Ganache Out of Kate Upton’s Asshole

by Tommy Gimler Even the most casual of baseball fans knows that Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper is on fire this month. It’s just that nobody has said it as eloquently as us. More »

Kansas Dude Arrested Wearing ‘I Enjoy Vagina’ Shirt

by Frank Rhombus You won’t find many guys wearing one like that in prison, brah. More »

 

Madison Bumgarner Has Made Clayton Kershaw His Bitch

Madison Bumgarner

by Andy Ostroff

Having adopted the Dodgers as my second favorite team, this is kind of hard to watch. In fact, I feel guilty just talking about it.

Some Asshole In China Has Been Sneaking Into Women’s Restrooms And Eating Their Shit For The Last Eight Years

chinese man eating poop

by Frank Rhombus

Geez, if you’re looking for an acceptable form of eating pure shit, just head to your local Burger King, bro.

Aaron Hernandez Is No Longer An Athlete, ESPN

aaron hernandez prison fight

by Andy Ostroff

Sorry, but a month after a former professional athlete gets convicted of first-degree murder (amongst other things), they should not be appearing in sports-related news stories.

Bryce Harper Is Hotter Than Charlotte McKinney Eating Chocolate Ganache Out of Kate Upton’s Asshole

bryce harper on fire

by Tommy Gimler

Even the most casual of baseball fans knows that Washington Nationals outfielder Bryce Harper is on fire this month. It’s just that nobody has said it as eloquently as us.

Kansas Dude Arrested Wearing ‘I Enjoy Vagina’ Shirt

richard ray bixby i enjoy vagina

by Frank Rhombus

You won’t find many guys wearing one like that in prison, brah.

The Clippers Are Just Like The Red Sox Of Old

DeAndre Jordan, J.J. Redick, Blake Griffin

by Andy Ostroff

Growing up in Boston, I’ve been a life long Red Sox fan. And if you’ve only been paying attention the last ten years or so, you would be quite jealous.  However, I remember further back to 2003, and the feeling I got in my stomach in 2004 before the Sox changed their history forever. I even remember back before that when the Red Sox would rip your heart out, stomp all over it, then kick you in the nuts with their bloody boots.

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