Did Tulane Fire A Strength And Conditioning Coach Because She Made A Bowler Who Was Late To Practice Run As A Punishment?

by Tommy Gimler Let’s be honest: The Green Wave of Tulane is about as relevant to collegiate sports as I am to Hungarian politics. And if this story about the firing of their strength and conditioning coach is true, it will just add to the embarrassment known as Tulane sports. More »

The Nashville Predators Fan Base Is So Pathetic Their Team Had To Leave Them ‘Rules Of The Game’ Cards

by Tommy Gimler Hey, we’re not pretending to know a shit ton about hockey, but this is pathetic. More »

The Kentucky Derby Bans Selfie Sticks, Is Keeping It Cool

by Andy Ostroff I wouldn’t call myself a fan of horse racing, but I’m slightly inclined to like the Kentucky Derby a little bit more now that they banned selfie sticks from Churchill Downs. More »

The 2015 Wooden Awards Should Be Used To Torture ISIS

by Andy Ostroff Friday Night, ESPN 2 aired the Wendy’s Wooden Award ceremony for the first time ever. I set my DVR and planned to watch and write about the hour-long awards show this weekend. However, it took longer than expected. Watching this show was like watching paint dry, but only More »

Some Dude Shit Himself Before The Red Sox Home Opener

by Tommy Gimler From what we’ve heard, the Red Sox home opener is one of the best days of the year in Boston. Well, unless you’re the poor bastard who just shit his pants in his car and then ran into a bar outside Fenway Park, leaving a trail of More »

 

Did Tulane Fire A Strength And Conditioning Coach Because She Made A Bowler Who Was Late To Practice Run As A Punishment?

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by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: The Green Wave of Tulane is about as relevant to collegiate sports as I am to Hungarian politics. And if this story about the firing of their strength and conditioning coach is true, it will just add to the embarrassment known as Tulane sports.

The Nashville Predators Fan Base Is So Pathetic Their Team Had To Leave Them ‘Rules Of The Game’ Cards

nashville predators rules of the game cards

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, we’re not pretending to know a shit ton about hockey, but this is pathetic.

The Kentucky Derby Bans Selfie Sticks, Is Keeping It Cool

selfie stick

by Andy Ostroff

I wouldn’t call myself a fan of horse racing, but I’m slightly inclined to like the Kentucky Derby a little bit more now that they banned selfie sticks from Churchill Downs.

The 2015 Wooden Awards Should Be Used To Torture ISIS

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by Andy Ostroff

Friday Night, ESPN 2 aired the Wendy’s Wooden Award ceremony for the first time ever. I set my DVR and planned to watch and write about the hour-long awards show this weekend. However, it took longer than expected. Watching this show was like watching paint dry, but only if that paint kicked you in the dick every time you looked at it.

Some Dude Shit Himself Before The Red Sox Home Opener

shit outside fenway

by Tommy Gimler

From what we’ve heard, the Red Sox home opener is one of the best days of the year in Boston. Well, unless you’re the poor bastard who just shit his pants in his car and then ran into a bar outside Fenway Park, leaving a trail of what looks like a half-digested bag of Fritos and orange juice combo behind him.

Bartolo Colon Got An RBI Base Hit Today, And It Was The Funniest Thing Since My Grandpa Shit His Pants At Easter

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by Frank Rhombus

Let’s be honest: Watching a fat guy do anything in slow motion is a real treat.

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