New DUD Poll: Which One Of These Stud Athletes Would You Let Plow Your Sister?

by Tommy Gimler Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were recently named Major League Baseball’s MVPs. Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in the NFL. Patrick Kane is the craziest player in the NHL, like crazy awesome. And Antonio Brown is having a hell of a year. So, we ask you, More »

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Dopest NFL Names Of All Time

by Eddie Bagelstein Marshawn Lynch. That’s the first time I’ve ever written his name, and I got it right. It’s surprisingly phonetic. More »

Mike Golic Loses Bet And Has To Recreate Kim Kardashian Oiled-Up Poop Chute Magazine Cover

by Tommy Gimler Check it out, kids. ESPN finally did something that doesn’t suck. More »

The Bills And Jets Should Do Us All A Favor And Not Play At All

by Frank Rhombus Fuck postponing this game or moving it to some other shithole in the Northeast. The Bills and Jets should just refrain from playing Sunday’s game, so we can all spend the rest of our NFL weekend living like Charlie Sheen: WINNING! More »

This Is The Week To Bet Against Kansas City And Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern Listen, bro. This goddamn Chiefs team is really cutting into the Rupee I have stashed to side for Christmas presents this year, my friend. They have now cover spread for like nine straight games, boss. But even though shit from pig Raiders team is their next More »

It’s Official: Michelle Ulibarri Is The Sexiest Woman At The DUD

by Tommy Gimler We asked you to vote for the sexiest piece of eye candy at the DUD, and you have spoken quite loudly. It appears that Michelle Ulibarri m-m-m-m-makes us all very happy. More »

 

The Dolphins’ Savior: A DUD Short Story

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by Adam Pockross

60 seconds, motherfuckers. Just hang on for 60 fucking ticks. Christ, this is dick-sandwich time.

New DUD Poll: Which One Of These Stud Athletes Would You Let Plow Your Sister?

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by Tommy Gimler

Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were recently named Major League Baseball’s MVPs. Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in the NFL. Patrick Kane is the craziest player in the NHL, like crazy awesome. And Antonio Brown is having a hell of a year. So, we ask you, which one of these studs would you let run a train on your sister if you were given such a privilege?

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Dopest NFL Names Of All Time

Marshawn Lynch

by Eddie Bagelstein

Marshawn Lynch. That’s the first time I’ve ever written his name, and I got it right. It’s surprisingly phonetic.

Mike Golic Loses Bet And Has To Recreate Kim Kardashian Oiled-Up Poop Chute Magazine Cover

mike golic kim kardashian

by Tommy Gimler

Check it out, kids. ESPN finally did something that doesn’t suck.

The Bills And Jets Should Do Us All A Favor And Not Play At All

NFL: Buffalo Bills-Winter Storm Scenes

by Frank Rhombus

Fuck postponing this game or moving it to some other shithole in the Northeast. The Bills and Jets should just refrain from playing Sunday’s game, so we can all spend the rest of our NFL weekend living like Charlie Sheen: WINNING!

This Is The Week To Bet Against Kansas City And Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Listen, bro. This goddamn Chiefs team is really cutting into the Rupee I have stashed to side for Christmas presents this year, my friend. They have now cover spread for like nine straight games, boss. But even though shit from pig Raiders team is their next opponent, now is not the time to jump boat, bro. Rakesh say load and lock up on the Raiders with the points, my friend.

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