Texas Rangers Fan Celebrates Rougned Odor’s Walk-Off Home Run By Grabbing Some Tit On Live TV

by Tommy Gimler We should all be this happy at least three times a week. More »

A Venezuelan Winter Ball Team Offered Tim Tebow A Contract And Here’s What They Can Expect If He Signs It

by Tommy Gimler I don’t care if the team plays in the California Penal League, offering a baseball contract to Tim Tebow is almost as bad of an idea as going bareback with Charlie Sheen. More »

Madden ’17 Is More Banged Up Than Hope Solo’s Hump Hole

by Frank Rhombus And keep in mind that Solo’s twat looks like the entire 53-man roster for the Seahawks went to pound town on that thing all at the same time. More »

Are You Smarter Than The Average NFL Player?

by Tommy Gimler If you can’t beat Frank Gore’s Wonderlic score of 6, then you should probably do the world a favor and schedule a vasectomy for Monday. More »

Jeremy Jeffress Pissed Himself This Morning

by Frank Rhombus I mean, I get why he felt the need to drive home after hitting the Henny hard, as there are only a few thousand Uber drivers in the greater Dallas area. More »

 

Texas Rangers Fan Celebrates Rougned Odor’s Walk-Off Home Run By Grabbing Some Tit On Live TV

rougned odor walk off home run boob grab

by Tommy Gimler

We should all be this happy at least three times a week.

A Venezuelan Winter Ball Team Offered Tim Tebow A Contract And Here’s What They Can Expect If He Signs It

tim tebow venezuela

by Tommy Gimler

I don’t care if the team plays in the California Penal League, offering a baseball contract to Tim Tebow is almost as bad of an idea as going bareback with Charlie Sheen.

Madden ’17 Is More Banged Up Than Hope Solo’s Hump Hole

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by Frank Rhombus

And keep in mind that Solo’s twat looks like the entire 53-man roster for the Seahawks went to pound town on that thing all at the same time.

Are You Smarter Than The Average NFL Player?

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by Tommy Gimler

If you can’t beat Frank Gore’s Wonderlic score of 6, then you should probably do the world a favor and schedule a vasectomy for Monday.

Jeremy Jeffress Pissed Himself This Morning

jeremy jeffress

by Frank Rhombus

I mean, I get why he felt the need to drive home after hitting the Henny hard, as there are only a few thousand Uber drivers in the greater Dallas area.

Breaking A Dude’s Nose Because Your Domino’s Pizza Is Taking Too Long Seems Totally Logical

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by Tommy Gimler

Jesus. Imagine what he would have done if they would have skimped on the pepperoni.

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