When A Cop Asks If That’s Cocaine, You Say ‘NO!’

by Andy Ostroff You’ve got to be some special sort of douchebag to get caught with cocaine at a Las Vegas cocaine – um, I mean – pool party. More »

The Worst Team In Major League Baseball

by Tommy Gimler Even the pig shit awful Philadelphia Phillies, who lost game to a Division II college squad this spring, have been more competitive than the Milwaukee Brewers in 2015, and that’s saying something. More »

Did Tulane Fire A Strength And Conditioning Coach Because She Made A Bowler Who Was Late To Practice Run As A Punishment?

by Tommy Gimler Let’s be honest: The Green Wave of Tulane is about as relevant to collegiate sports as I am to Hungarian politics. And if this story about the firing of their strength and conditioning coach is true, it will just add to the embarrassment known as Tulane sports. More »

The Nashville Predators Fan Base Is So Pathetic Their Team Had To Leave Them ‘Rules Of The Game’ Cards

by Tommy Gimler Hey, we’re not pretending to know a shit ton about hockey, but this is pathetic. More »

The Kentucky Derby Bans Selfie Sticks, Is Keeping It Cool

by Andy Ostroff I wouldn’t call myself a fan of horse racing, but I’m slightly inclined to like the Kentucky Derby a little bit more now that they banned selfie sticks from Churchill Downs. More »

 

When A Cop Asks If That’s Cocaine, You Say ‘NO!’

jarret stoll cocaine arrest

by Andy Ostroff

You’ve got to be some special sort of douchebag to get caught with cocaine at a Las Vegas cocaine – um, I mean – pool party.

The Worst Team In Major League Baseball

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by Tommy Gimler

Even the pig shit awful Philadelphia Phillies, who lost game to a Division II college squad this spring, have been more competitive than the Milwaukee Brewers in 2015, and that’s saying something.

Did Tulane Fire A Strength And Conditioning Coach Because She Made A Bowler Who Was Late To Practice Run As A Punishment?

stephanie sharpe

by Tommy Gimler

Let’s be honest: The Green Wave of Tulane is about as relevant to collegiate sports as I am to Hungarian politics. And if this story about the firing of their strength and conditioning coach is true, it will just add to the embarrassment known as Tulane sports.

The Nashville Predators Fan Base Is So Pathetic Their Team Had To Leave Them ‘Rules Of The Game’ Cards

nashville predators rules of the game cards

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, we’re not pretending to know a shit ton about hockey, but this is pathetic.

The Kentucky Derby Bans Selfie Sticks, Is Keeping It Cool

selfie stick

by Andy Ostroff

I wouldn’t call myself a fan of horse racing, but I’m slightly inclined to like the Kentucky Derby a little bit more now that they banned selfie sticks from Churchill Downs.

The 2015 Wooden Awards Should Be Used To Torture ISIS

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by Andy Ostroff

Friday Night, ESPN 2 aired the Wendy’s Wooden Award ceremony for the first time ever. I set my DVR and planned to watch and write about the hour-long awards show this weekend. However, it took longer than expected. Watching this show was like watching paint dry, but only if that paint kicked you in the dick every time you looked at it.

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