Andre The Giant Was Apparently The Most Impressive Drinker Of All Time

by Tommy Gimler Move over, Wade Boggs and Uncle Floyd. There’s a new sheriff in town. More »

Iowa State Football Player Gets Hit By Car, Wants To Know When He Can Get Back On The Field

by Frank Rhombus Here’s a kid who’s almost as tough as getting a proper hand job from Stephen Hawking. More »

Add John Daly To The List Of Guys Who Can Plow My Sister

by Tommy Gimler I mean, look at this fucking guy. More »

Just So We’re Clear, Greg Jennings Was An Absolute Turd After He Left The Packers

by Tommy Gimler In another sign that the NFL season can’t get here soon enough, we’re actually doing a story on Greg Jennings today. More »

 

Andre The Giant Was Apparently The Most Impressive Drinker Of All Time

andre the giant drinking stories

by Tommy Gimler

Move over, Wade Boggs and Uncle Floyd. There’s a new sheriff in town.

An Absolute Dipshit Asked Bill Belichick If Tom Brady Will Be The Starter When He Returns

bill belichick jesus christ

by Tommy Gimler

Jesus Christ.

Iowa State Football Player Gets Hit By Car, Wants To Know When He Can Get Back On The Field

chase allen car accident

by Frank Rhombus

Here’s a kid who’s almost as tough as getting a proper hand job from Stephen Hawking.

Add John Daly To The List Of Guys Who Can Plow My Sister

john daly champions dinner

by Tommy Gimler

I mean, look at this fucking guy.

Marcus Vick Says LeSean McCoy Gave His Baby Mama Herpes

lesean mccoy herpes

by Tommy Gimler

Now that’s shady.

Just So We’re Clear, Greg Jennings Was An Absolute Turd After He Left The Packers

greg jennings

by Tommy Gimler

In another sign that the NFL season can’t get here soon enough, we’re actually doing a story on Greg Jennings today.

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