Vanderbilt’s Head Coach To Player: ‘I’ll Fucking Kill You’

by Tommy Gimler Hey, clapping in an opponent’s face after you beat them on their home court is a dick move, but it’s not as pathetic as a head coach telling one of his own players that he’s going to fucking kill them, especially when you’re the head coach of the winning More »

Chris Jones Is A Millennial Douchebag

by Andy Ostroff It is not cool to hit people or threaten to hit people…especially women.  But University of Louisville guard Chris Jones took it to a new level the other day with his threatening text message to a girl that allegedly made his dorm room messy. More »

Way To Ruin It For Everyone, Kansas State

by Andy Ostroff Last night the Kansas State basketball team looked great by beating their arch rivals Kansas in a close game. However, their student body really looked like pieces of shit by pinning Kansas coach Bill Self against the scorer’s table and purposely trying to injure one of the More »

Nate Allen Cleared Of Jerking Off In His Truck Because He Was Slumming It At Red Lobster Instead

by Tommy Gimler We’re actually not sure which is more embarrassing here, getting accused of masturbating in your truck by a 16-year-old girl or settling for imitation seafood despite the fact that you pulled down $3 million last year. More »

 

When Someone Offers You $125 Million To Not Touch Booze Or Drugs For 5 Years And You Can’t Do It, Then You Officially Have A Problem

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by Tommy Gimler

Shit, for $125 million I’d give up plowing my wife for five years.

Vanderbilt’s Head Coach To Player: ‘I’ll Fucking Kill You’

kevin stallings i'm going to fucking kill you

by Tommy Gimler

Hey, clapping in an opponent’s face after you beat them on their home court is a dick move, but it’s not as pathetic as a head coach telling one of his own players that he’s going to fucking kill them, especially when you’re the head coach of the winning team.

Chris Jones Is A Millennial Douchebag

chris jones

by Andy Ostroff

It is not cool to hit people or threaten to hit people…especially women.  But University of Louisville guard Chris Jones took it to a new level the other day with his threatening text message to a girl that allegedly made his dorm room messy.

Way To Ruin It For Everyone, Kansas State

kansas state fans rush court

by Andy Ostroff

Last night the Kansas State basketball team looked great by beating their arch rivals Kansas in a close game. However, their student body really looked like pieces of shit by pinning Kansas coach Bill Self against the scorer’s table and purposely trying to injure one of the Kansas players, which brings me to this question: WHAT ARE YOU FUCKING DOING?

Nate Allen Cleared Of Jerking Off In His Truck Because He Was Slumming It At Red Lobster Instead

Nate-Allen

by Tommy Gimler

We’re actually not sure which is more embarrassing here, getting accused of masturbating in your truck by a 16-year-old girl or settling for imitation seafood despite the fact that you pulled down $3 million last year.

UNC-Duke Live Blog Posted Five Days Later

unc duke overtime

by Andy Ostroff

This was supposed to run on Wednesday night, but our intern Rakesh got the runs pretty bad after eating Five Guys for lunch and has been out ever since. Still, the game was so intense and this live blog is so damn funny, that we’re going to run it anyway. Cheers.

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