Despite Having Arms Bigger Than Goliath’s Dick, Nick Mangold Instead Called 911 And Helped Stop A Jersey Crime Spree

by Andy Ostroff Very rarely do we hear a story about a professional athlete preventing a crime instead of committing one. More »

3 Things That Are Killing Fantasy Football Dorks In Their Fake Drafts

by Frank Rhombus Three drafts down, three to go. And for the record, Yahoo! can eat my fucking ass. More »

Matt Garza Is Quite The Sack Of Fuck This Year

by Tommy Gimler At this point, the Milwaukee Brewers are better off sending out a bag of cow shit to the mound. I mean, at least it won’t groove an 86-MPH “fastball” down the middle for an opponent to hit 450 feet over the wall. More »

Here Is Your AFC West Preview, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern I’ll tell you what, bro. I am up in Williamsport, PA at this Little League World Series helping boss with work, and these local kids smell worse than cousin Anish, and he shit his pants like three times last week. And then the other three times More »

IK Enemkpali Apparently Also Dabbles In Punching Trannies

by Frank Rhombus Jesus Christ. This dude’s solution to anything that doesn’t go his way is beating the fuck out of somebody. You’ve been warned, Buffalo McDonald’s employees. If he says no Thousand Island dressing on his Big Mac, you best oblige or else you might be eating out of More »

 

Despite Having Arms Bigger Than Goliath’s Dick, Nick Mangold Instead Called 911 And Helped Stop A Jersey Crime Spree

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by Andy Ostroff

Very rarely do we hear a story about a professional athlete preventing a crime instead of committing one.

3 Things That Are Killing Fantasy Football Dorks In Their Fake Drafts

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by Frank Rhombus

Three drafts down, three to go. And for the record, Yahoo! can eat my fucking ass.

Matt Garza Is Quite The Sack Of Fuck This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

At this point, the Milwaukee Brewers are better off sending out a bag of cow shit to the mound. I mean, at least it won’t groove an 86-MPH “fastball” down the middle for an opponent to hit 450 feet over the wall.

Here Is Your AFC West Preview, Bro

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by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. I am up in Williamsport, PA at this Little League World Series helping boss with work, and these local kids smell worse than cousin Anish, and he shit his pants like three times last week. And then the other three times he crap in street. Sad shit, bro.

IK Enemkpali Apparently Also Dabbles In Punching Trannies

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by Frank Rhombus

Jesus Christ. This dude’s solution to anything that doesn’t go his way is beating the fuck out of somebody. You’ve been warned, Buffalo McDonald’s employees. If he says no Thousand Island dressing on his Big Mac, you best oblige or else you might be eating out of a straw for six to ten weeks.

College Football Coaches Sure Are Doing Some Stupid Shit To Fire Up Their Players This Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Whatever happened to just grabbing your quarterback by his face mask and telling him that if he makes this touchdown pass to the back right corner of the end zone, then the entire Delta Sigma Theta house is probably going to fuck his brains out?

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