10 Things We Know After Week 4 Of The NFL

by Tommy Gimler We’re not sure who is having more difficulty these days. Is it Jay Cutler beating the Green Bay Packers or Melissa McCarthy not eating for ten minutes? More »

Putting Our Money Where Our Mouths Are. Well, Other Than In Your Mom’s Box, Of Course

by Tommy Gimler The 2014 MLB postseason begins Tuesday night when the Royals host a playoff game for the first time since the middle of the Reagan administration. We didn’t have them amounting to jack shit this year, mainly because manager Ned Yost is a worthless turd. But outside of More »

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Kiss Cam Moments

by Eddie Bagelstien I’m not afraid to admit it: I love love, so much so, that if it weren’t for this terribly burdensome Judaism I suffer from, Love would most certainly be my religion. Because I’m such a lover, and because there are no commandments against it, I obviously love More »

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Most Boneheaded Sports Injuries

by Eddie Bagelstein Is there anything more enjoyable than laughing at another man’s pain when the root cause of such hurting is his own, thick-skulled idiocy? Perhaps sex with two hookers at once, when the red head is paid dearly to keep her lips on your balls the entire time. More »

Bookie Will Be Begging You For Mercy After You Hit These American Football Bets, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern I’ll tell you what, bro. Rakesh hit so many bets last weekend that bookie call me up and say, “Hey Rakesh, how about I let you fuck my wife instead of paying you Rupee?” But I will tell you something, my friend, I collect Rupee anyway because More »

 

Regardless Of The Outcome, Ned Yost Still Fucked Up Last Night And Royals Fans Still Hate Him

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by Frank Rhombus

Did anybody else see Kansas City Royals manager/turd Ned Yost at last night’s presser after his team’s improbable 9-8 extra-inning win over the Athletics? Was he wearing eye shadow? Either way, he looked like absolute shit, and that’s also probably the best way to describe the way that lucky fucker managed last night’s game.

10 Things We Know After Week 4 Of The NFL

nose pick

by Tommy Gimler

We’re not sure who is having more difficulty these days. Is it Jay Cutler beating the Green Bay Packers or Melissa McCarthy not eating for ten minutes?

Putting Our Money Where Our Mouths Are. Well, Other Than In Your Mom’s Box, Of Course

yost

by Tommy Gimler

The 2014 MLB postseason begins Tuesday night when the Royals host a playoff game for the first time since the middle of the Reagan administration. We didn’t have them amounting to jack shit this year, mainly because manager Ned Yost is a worthless turd. But outside of that, our predictions wound up resembling a Peter North’s blood lumber: pretty fucking solid. Here’s how they held up against the rest of the “experts.”

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Kiss Cam Moments

giants dodgers fans kiss cam

by Eddie Bagelstien

I’m not afraid to admit it: I love love, so much so, that if it weren’t for this terribly burdensome Judaism I suffer from, Love would most certainly be my religion. Because I’m such a lover, and because there are no commandments against it, I obviously love the Kiss Cam.

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top Five Most Boneheaded Sports Injuries

tulloch double check

by Eddie Bagelstein

Is there anything more enjoyable than laughing at another man’s pain when the root cause of such hurting is his own, thick-skulled idiocy? Perhaps sex with two hookers at once, when the red head is paid dearly to keep her lips on your balls the entire time. And Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie, the real kind, not that fucking fro-yo crap.

Bookie Will Be Begging You For Mercy After You Hit These American Football Bets, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’ll tell you what, bro. Rakesh hit so many bets last weekend that bookie call me up and say, “Hey Rakesh, how about I let you fuck my wife instead of paying you Rupee?” But I will tell you something, my friend, I collect Rupee anyway because Rakesh not into fat Asian women, bro.

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