Bears Coach Matt Nagy Wants You To Buy Him ‘Some Penis And Cracker Jacks’ At The Old Ball Game

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by Tommy Gimler

Interesting week for Chicago sports.

Cubs Fan Named ‘Mai Tai Guy’ Steals Home Run Ball From A Child, Is A Big Bag Of S**t

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by Tommy Gimler

He’s wearing number zero for a reason, ladies.

MLB Umpire Ejects Pitcher For Hitting Batter, Pitch Was Actually A Breaking Ball

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by Tommy Gimler

It’s not often you see a Major League hitter plead on behalf of the pitcher who just plunked him, but that’s exactly what we got during the Dodgers’ curb stomping of the Phillies last night.

Just Checking In On Grayson Allen And Yup, He’s Still A Bitch

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by Frank Rhombus

Other than Aldon Smith, Richie Incognito, Pacman Jones and Vontaze Burfict, nobody gets more second chances to prove they’re not a psychotic asshole than Grayson Allen.

Would You Cut Off Your D**k For A Super Bowl Win? Titans Coach Mike Vrabel Would

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by Tommy Gimler

Some guys apparently love football more than pussy.

Five Amazing Videos That Will Help You Get Through The Worst Day Of The Sports Year

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by Tommy Gimler

Or just go spend the whole day at Spankbang. Whatever it takes.

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