Is This Fat Fuck Really The Best Guy Chevrolet Could Find To Present The World Series MVP Award?

by Frank Rhombus It looks like Rikk Wilde has just a tad more trouble with public speaking than he does finding the best buffet in town. More »

Lock And Load: The DUD’s Can’t Miss NBA Over/Under Bets

by Barry Murphy BUFFALO BILL’S CASINO, PRIMM, NV – It’s NBA Over/Under time, my friends. Now, you may be thinking, why are you at Buffalo Bill’s, Murf?  Timing.  Vegas is all about get in and get out.  As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized a simple fact… don’t be in that More »

7 Things We Know After Week 8 Of The NFL

by Tommy Gimler Just when everybody started sucking the Cowboys’ dick(s), they turned around and took a massive shit in everybody’s mouth(s). More »

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Pre-2000 Video Game Athletes

by Eddie Bagelstein With all this talk about how Clash of Clans nearly derailed the Royals this season and me recalling all the video games that had so successfully derailed me, I got an overwhelming sense of nostalgia for a simpler time, before my wife made me choose between her More »

In Defense of Clash of Clans

by Eddie Bagelstein Back in July, the Kansas City Royals were mired in a midseason funk. Among other issues, like having Ned Yost as a manager, the game “Clash of Clans” was taking much of the heat. More »

 

Is This Fat Fuck Really The Best Guy Chevrolet Could Find To Present The World Series MVP Award?

Rikk Wilde

by Frank Rhombus

It looks like Rikk Wilde has just a tad more trouble with public speaking than he does finding the best buffet in town.

Lock And Load: The DUD’s Can’t Miss NBA Over/Under Bets

stephen-jackson-nose-pick

by Barry Murphy

BUFFALO BILL’S CASINO, PRIMM, NV – It’s NBA Over/Under time, my friends. Now, you may be thinking, why are you at Buffalo Bill’s, Murf?  Timing.  Vegas is all about get in and get out.  As I’ve gotten older, I’ve realized a simple fact… don’t be in that place any longer then you need to be. So as you read this, I’ll be sneaking into the kitchen at the Mirage, like a chubby Irish ninja, through the back hall and into the sports book. If all goes well, I’ll be out of there in 11 minutes.

7 Things We Know After Week 8 Of The NFL

Washington Redskins v Dallas Cowboys

by Tommy Gimler

Just when everybody started sucking the Cowboys’ dick(s), they turned around and took a massive shit in everybody’s mouth(s).

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Pre-2000 Video Game Athletes

little mac mike tyson's punch-out

by Eddie Bagelstein

With all this talk about how Clash of Clans nearly derailed the Royals this season and me recalling all the video games that had so successfully derailed me, I got an overwhelming sense of nostalgia for a simpler time, before my wife made me choose between her and Madden.

In Defense of Clash of Clans

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by Eddie Bagelstein

Back in July, the Kansas City Royals were mired in a midseason funk. Among other issues, like having Ned Yost as a manager, the game “Clash of Clans” was taking much of the heat.

Sorry That Betting With Rakesh On Football Wrecked Your Marriage Last Weekend, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I have heard of these crazy American sex movies where big black guy takes his penis and shoves it in woman’s anus, thus causing tearing and sometimes bleeding, my friend. Let’s just say that is how Rakesh feel after going 0 for 6 last weekend, bro.

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