The Miami Heat Will 3-Peat So Tell Me Something Else About The NBA Playoffs DUDcast

Published by tgim on April 19th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler, Barry Murphy, and Mandatory’s Gary Dudak

We get together for a podcast almost as often as Melissa McCarthy sheds a few pounds, so when we actually take the time to gather around the kitchen table with a bottle of Johnnie Walker Black Label and 18 retro cans of Miller Lite and talk some shop, you know it’s going to be a winner. (more…)

A Backup Catcher Is Apparently The Real Life Roy Hobbs

Published by tgim on April 18th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Unless you live in the Milwaukee or Pittsburgh metropolitan areas, odds are you weren’t tuned into the Brewers-Pirates game because you were busy doing anything else. But in the sixth inning of their 5-3 win, Brewers backup catcher Martin Maldonado reached first base after literally knocking the cover off the ball. (more…)

The Arizona Diamondbacks Are Fucking Terrible

Published by tgim on April 17th, 2014

by Tommy Gimler

Sure, they’re just 1/9 of the way into their season, but at 4-14, the Arizona Diamondbacks are off to their worst start in franchise history, and that’s saying something since their squad in 2004 was so pig shit awful that they lost 111 games. (more…)

In The DUGout: Cheer Up, Lakers Fans. It’s Almost Over…

Published by TheDug on April 16th, 2014

special to the DUD from The Dug

Dear Laker Fans:

Since none of you have watched a game since they declared Kobe done for the year, you should know the worst season your team has had since it moved from The Land of 10,000 Lakes to The Golden State is almost over. (more…)

Buckle The Fuck Up: The NHL West Playoff Preview

Published by tgim on April 15th, 2014

by Teddy Westside

People always talk about how the NCAA Tournament is the best sporting event in the world. Well, whatever. Instead of fighting that with a bunch of old bald dudes trying to relive their glory days from Wichita State, I am just going to make this claim: Hockey has the greatest postseason among the four professional sports. (more…)

As Expected, Kevin Costner’s ‘Draft Day’ Movie Bombed At The Box Office This Weekend

Published by rhombus on April 14th, 2014

by Frank Rhombus

You know who’s buying Kevin Costner as the GM of the Cleveland Browns? Nobody, apparently. (more…)