Here’s What 49ers Fans Had To Say About Colin Kaepernick After His Dog Shit Performance Thursday Night

by Frank Rhombus Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers looked almost as pathetic as Scott Stapp Thursday night, dropping what was supposed to be a dandy of a Thanksgiving night game to the rival Seattle Seahawks 19-3. More »

This Thanksgiving, Be Thankful You’re Not A Buccaneers Fan

by Tommy Gimler Being a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan these days is worse than being a Goo Goo Doll. I mean, between having to watch your team get curb stomped by 42 points by a pig shit awful Falcons team and the fact that your team is in last place in More »

Wife Will Take You To Pound Town This Thanksgiving Thanks To These Winning Football Bets, Bro

by Rakesh The Intern I’m telling you, bro. I still don’t get this American holiday of giving thanks by stuffing your stomach full of food that would be enough to feed family of four in Howrah for two weeks, my friend. But I do enjoy being able to watch three More »

Four White Guys And An Egyptian Walk Onto A Basketball Court

by Frank Rhombus Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s Louisville-Savannah State college basketball game because it’s November, and that means college basketball matters about as much as a Jonas Brother. But after the Cardinals curb stomped the Tigers by 61 points, Louisville head coach Rick Pitino gave us one of More »

After Making The Catch Of The Year, Odell Beckham Jr. Can Also Plow My Sister

by Tommy Gimler The Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Giants in the shithole most people call New Jersey Sunday night, but who gives a shit? The real story was New York’s Odell Beckham Jr. using just three fingers on his big right paw to make what was easily the catch More »

 

Here’s What 49ers Fans Had To Say About Colin Kaepernick After His Dog Shit Performance Thursday Night

kaepernick

by Frank Rhombus

Colin Kaepernick and the San Francisco 49ers looked almost as pathetic as Scott Stapp Thursday night, dropping what was supposed to be a dandy of a Thanksgiving night game to the rival Seattle Seahawks 19-3.

This Thanksgiving, Be Thankful You’re Not A Buccaneers Fan

tampa-bay-bucs

by Tommy Gimler

Being a Tampa Bay Buccaneers fan these days is worse than being a Goo Goo Doll. I mean, between having to watch your team get curb stomped by 42 points by a pig shit awful Falcons team and the fact that your team is in last place in a division where a 4-7 record is good enough to be the big cheese, it’s been a pretty fucking brutal ride.

Wife Will Take You To Pound Town This Thanksgiving Thanks To These Winning Football Bets, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh The Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I still don’t get this American holiday of giving thanks by stuffing your stomach full of food that would be enough to feed family of four in Howrah for two weeks, my friend. But I do enjoy being able to watch three games of professional American football on television and making bookie my bitch on what should be enjoyable weekend for him.

Four White Guys And An Egyptian Walk Onto A Basketball Court

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by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s Louisville-Savannah State college basketball game because it’s November, and that means college basketball matters about as much as a Jonas Brother. But after the Cardinals curb stomped the Tigers by 61 points, Louisville head coach Rick Pitino gave us one of the funniest quotes of the year, which of course means that white people everywhere are pissed about it.

After Making The Catch Of The Year, Odell Beckham Jr. Can Also Plow My Sister

odell beckham jr catch

by Tommy Gimler

The Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Giants in the shithole most people call New Jersey Sunday night, but who gives a shit? The real story was New York’s Odell Beckham Jr. using just three fingers on his big right paw to make what was easily the catch of the year.

The Dolphins’ Savior: A DUD Short Story

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by Adam Pockross

60 seconds, motherfuckers. Just hang on for 60 fucking ticks. Christ, this is dick-sandwich time.

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