Terrifying One-Eyed Seahawks Fan Gets Best Anniversary Present Ever

by Eddie Bagelstein “It’d be cool to have a Seahawks logo right there in my eye.” More »

John Rocker’s Back, And Boy Have We Missed Him

by Eddie Bagelstein With the recent news that John Rocker, the former Braves racist (still a racist, no longer a Brave one though) signed with… More »

American Football is Back And It’s Time Again To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

by Rakesh the Intern Check it out, bro. Last year was a pretty shit from pig kind of year for Rakesh betting on this silly game of American football, my friend. Luckily, I was only betting with Rupee, so it was like I lose just 43 cents, bro. More »

West Virginia Quarterback Says His First Kiss Was With Nick Saban’s Daughter

by Tommy Gimler Yeah, that’s probably something you should said after you played Alabama, brah. More »

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

by Frank Rhombus The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is More »

 

Terrifying One-Eyed Seahawks Fan Gets Best Anniversary Present Ever

fake-eye--Bill-VandenBush

by Eddie Bagelstein

“It’d be cool to have a Seahawks logo right there in my eye.”

John Rocker’s Back, And Boy Have We Missed Him

John Rocker Survivor

by Eddie Bagelstein

With the recent news that John Rocker, the former Braves racist (still a racist, no longer a Brave one though) signed with…

American Football is Back And It’s Time Again To Make Bookie Your Bitch, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh the Intern

Check it out, bro. Last year was a pretty shit from pig kind of year for Rakesh betting on this silly game of American football, my friend. Luckily, I was only betting with Rupee, so it was like I lose just 43 cents, bro.

West Virginia Quarterback Says His First Kiss Was With Nick Saban’s Daughter

kristen saban

by Tommy Gimler

Yeah, that’s probably something you should said after you played Alabama, brah.

Nobody Wants To Play For The Raiders? More Like Nobody Wants To Answer Your Stupid Fucking Poll, ESPN

mark davis

by Frank Rhombus

The four-letter reported yesterday that “the Raiders are the least desirable team to play for in the NFL,” but their conclusion was based solely on a recent poll they administered to more than one hundred current NFL players, in which they asked “The only way I’d play for [team name] is if they doubled my salary.”

Is There Anything Worse Than A Grown Man Who Can’t Read?

50 cent floyd mayweather can't read

by Tommy Gimler

The answer, of course, is yes. Hundreds of things, actually. Nuclear war, getting teabagged by your grandpa, and syphilis are just a few things that quickly come to mind. Still, Floyd Mayweather having a reading level that falls somewhere between Dexter Manley and a six-year-old kid with Downs is pretty fucking pathetic, almost as pathetic as 50 Cent throwing out a first pitch at a Mets game.

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