Hi, I’m Colby Rasmus And I Look Like This On Purpose

by Tommy Gimler If you were to tell us that Tampa Bay Rays outfielder is now celibate, we’d have no choice but to believe you. More »

Vlade Divac Really Shoved It Up Kings Fans’ Peeholes When He Said He Passed Up A Better Offer For DeMarcus Cousins

by Frank Rhombus Of course, any deal other than the one the Kings accepted from New Orleans would likely fall under the “better” category. I mean, was there no way to throw in an Anthony Davis used condom? More »

Who Owns The Most Unfortunate Name In Sports History?

by Tommy Gimler Having to walk around with a name like Brock Osweiler must be pretty damn awful, but it’s nowhere near as bad as some of these other poor bastards. More »

Kyrie Irving Thinks The Earth Is Flat

by Frank Rhombus Well, here’s one example of why you should stay in school. More »

This Week’s Take 5

by Kinner Shah A quick look at the five sports stories from this week that really mattered. More »

 

Hi, I’m Colby Rasmus And I Look Like This On Purpose

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by Tommy Gimler

If you were to tell us that Tampa Bay Rays outfielder is now celibate, we’d have no choice but to believe you.

Vlade Divac Really Shoved It Up Kings Fans’ Peeholes When He Said He Passed Up A Better Offer For DeMarcus Cousins

vlade divac demarcus cousins trade

by Frank Rhombus

Of course, any deal other than the one the Kings accepted from New Orleans would likely fall under the “better” category. I mean, was there no way to throw in an Anthony Davis used condom?

Who Owns The Most Unfortunate Name In Sports History?

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by Tommy Gimler

Having to walk around with a name like Brock Osweiler must be pretty damn awful, but it’s nowhere near as bad as some of these other poor bastards.

Kyrie Irving Thinks The Earth Is Flat

kyrie irving flat earth

by Frank Rhombus

Well, here’s one example of why you should stay in school.

This Week’s Take 5

nick swisher retires

by Kinner Shah

A quick look at the five sports stories from this week that really mattered.

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by Tommy Gimler

I’ll be honest: I put on one of their shirts last night, and my wife said it was the first time this year that she thought I was attractive.

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