Wife Will Take You To Pound Town This Thanksgiving Thanks To These Winning Football Bets, Bro

by Rakesh The Intern I’m telling you, bro. I still don’t get this American holiday of giving thanks by stuffing your stomach full of food that would be enough to feed family of four in Howrah for two weeks, my friend. But I do enjoy being able to watch three More »

Four White Guys And An Egyptian Walk Onto A Basketball Court

by Frank Rhombus Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s Louisville-Savannah State college basketball game because it’s November, and that means college basketball matters about as much as a Jonas Brother. But after the Cardinals curb stomped the Tigers by 61 points, Louisville head coach Rick Pitino gave us one of More »

After Making The Catch Of The Year, Odell Beckham Jr. Can Also Plow My Sister

by Tommy Gimler The Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Giants in the shithole most people call New Jersey Sunday night, but who gives a shit? The real story was New York’s Odell Beckham Jr. using just three fingers on his big right paw to make what was easily the catch More »

New DUD Poll: Which One Of These Stud Athletes Would You Let Plow Your Sister?

by Tommy Gimler Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were recently named Major League Baseball’s MVPs. Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in the NFL. Patrick Kane is the craziest player in the NHL, like crazy awesome. And Antonio Brown is having a hell of a year. So, we ask you, More »

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Dopest NFL Names Of All Time

by Eddie Bagelstein Marshawn Lynch. That’s the first time I’ve ever written his name, and I got it right. It’s surprisingly phonetic. More »

 

Wife Will Take You To Pound Town This Thanksgiving Thanks To These Winning Football Bets, Bro

Rakesh

by Rakesh The Intern

I’m telling you, bro. I still don’t get this American holiday of giving thanks by stuffing your stomach full of food that would be enough to feed family of four in Howrah for two weeks, my friend. But I do enjoy being able to watch three games of professional American football on television and making bookie my bitch on what should be enjoyable weekend for him.

Four White Guys And An Egyptian Walk Onto A Basketball Court

pitino

by Frank Rhombus

Odds are you didn’t catch last night’s Louisville-Savannah State college basketball game because it’s November, and that means college basketball matters about as much as a Jonas Brother. But after the Cardinals curb stomped the Tigers by 61 points, Louisville head coach Rick Pitino gave us one of the funniest quotes of the year, which of course means that white people everywhere are pissed about it.

After Making The Catch Of The Year, Odell Beckham Jr. Can Also Plow My Sister

odell beckham jr catch

by Tommy Gimler

The Dallas Cowboys beat the New York Giants in the shithole most people call New Jersey Sunday night, but who gives a shit? The real story was New York’s Odell Beckham Jr. using just three fingers on his big right paw to make what was easily the catch of the year.

The Dolphins’ Savior: A DUD Short Story

dolphins fan

by Adam Pockross

60 seconds, motherfuckers. Just hang on for 60 fucking ticks. Christ, this is dick-sandwich time.

New DUD Poll: Which One Of These Stud Athletes Would You Let Plow Your Sister?

trout kershaw sister plow

by Tommy Gimler

Clayton Kershaw and Mike Trout were recently named Major League Baseball’s MVPs. Aaron Rodgers is the best quarterback in the NFL. Patrick Kane is the craziest player in the NHL, like crazy awesome. And Antonio Brown is having a hell of a year. So, we ask you, which one of these studs would you let run a train on your sister if you were given such a privilege?

Eddie Bagelstein’s Top 5 Dopest NFL Names Of All Time

Marshawn Lynch

by Eddie Bagelstein

Marshawn Lynch. That’s the first time I’ve ever written his name, and I got it right. It’s surprisingly phonetic.

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