If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

by Frank Rhombus It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat. More »

Kentucky Fans Still Pissed At One Of The Refs From Sunday’s Loss Are Leaving Some Pretty Damning Reviews Of His Roofing Company

by Frank Rhombus When it comes to being a college basketball official, John Higgins is pure dog shit. More »

If Oregon Wins The NCAA Tournament, A 3-Year-Old Kid Will Finish In 2nd Place In Our Bracket Challenge

by Tommy Gimler Look, odds are your March Madness bracket is almost as busted as Ray Liotta’s face. More »

So Kentucky Fans Are Taking Their Elite Eight Loss To UNC Really Well

by Frank Rhombus Although, it’ll actually make sense once you remember that Kentucky was a Trump state. More »

9-Year-Old Kid Asks Jim McMahon For Autograph, McMahon Says ‘Can’t You See I’m Fucking Eating?’

by Tommy Gimler Ask McMahon about it these days, and odds are he’ll “conveniently” not remember that ever happening. More »

 

If You Know How To Read, This Is Probably The Funniest NL East Preview You’ll See

AP ROCKIES NATIONALS BASEBALL S BBN USA DC

by Frank Rhombus

It turns out the only thing more fucked up than how the Atlanta Braves dicked over the people and nearby businesses in Cumberland last year was Jose Fernandez behind the wheel of a boat.

Kentucky Fans Still Pissed At One Of The Refs From Sunday’s Loss Are Leaving Some Pretty Damning Reviews Of His Roofing Company

AP NCAA KENTUCKY NORTH CAROLINA BASKETBALL S BKC T25 USA TN

by Frank Rhombus

When it comes to being a college basketball official, John Higgins is pure dog shit.

If Oregon Wins The NCAA Tournament, A 3-Year-Old Kid Will Finish In 2nd Place In Our Bracket Challenge

oregon final four

by Tommy Gimler

Look, odds are your March Madness bracket is almost as busted as Ray Liotta’s face.

So Kentucky Fans Are Taking Their Elite Eight Loss To UNC Really Well

kentucky fans burn stuff

by Frank Rhombus

Although, it’ll actually make sense once you remember that Kentucky was a Trump state.

9-Year-Old Kid Asks Jim McMahon For Autograph, McMahon Says ‘Can’t You See I’m Fucking Eating?’

jim mcmahon eating

by Tommy Gimler

Ask McMahon about it these days, and odds are he’ll “conveniently” not remember that ever happening.

Happy Friday! Here’s A Hooters Girl Misplaying A Foul Ball

hooters ballgirl

by Tommy Gimler

To be fair, you don’t have to be good with the glove to get me a Miller Lite and some Lots-A-Tots.

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